Mistakes Bros Make During Their First Steroid Cycle
Look, brother, let me level with you. The number one mistake guys make when starting their first steroid cycle is trying to wade through all the misinformation out there. You’ll find yourself deep in a rabbit hole of half-truths, outdated science, and bro-science warriors parroting the same bad advice. I’m here to cut through the noise and give you the straight-up truth you can actually use. By the time you finish reading this, you’ll have more actionable info than any influencer with a discount code could ever give you.
Let’s start with the things you should NOT do—but probably already have.I get it, brother. Every fitness influencer on your feed is hyping SARMs like they’re the Holy Grail. They’ll say things like, “SARMs are better than steroids!” or “They’re safer, legal, and revolutionary.” And hey, don’t forget to “use coupon code ‘BadAdvice15’ for 15% off your order!”
Let me tell you why that’s a load of crap. SARMs (Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators) are experimental drugs, plain and simple. They’ve been around for maybe 15–20 years, tops. None of them have ever been approved for human use, and some of the pharmaceutical companies that created them have completely abandoned their research. Even the researchers who invented SARMs and could legally make millions off their sales don’t believe in their safety or efficacy enough to keep going. Let that sink in for a minute.
Compare that to anabolic steroids. Most black-market steroids today were originally developed in the 1960s and have decades of documented use. Sure, many were discontinued because better drugs came along, but at least they were prescribed for humans at some point.
Now, here’s the real reason influencers push SARMs so hard on social media: they can easily make money from your purchases via affiliate codes. SARMs are sold legally in many places as “research chemicals,” so influencers can promote them without legal repercussions. That’s not the case with black-market steroids. Promoting steroids on social media doesn’t fatten their wallets, but pushing SARMs? That’s a legal and lucrative hustle for them. It’s not about your gains—it’s about their commissions.
Testosterone? It’s been the gold standard for hormone replacement therapy for six decades. We know the risks, the benefits, and how to mitigate side effects.
SARMs? You’re a guinea pig in an unregulated experiment. Peptides, at least, mimic natural compounds your body already produces. SARMs, on the other hand, are Frankenstein drugs that don’t exist in nature. Don’t fall for the hype.
Now look, guys, I’m very well-versed in the effects of SARMs and have even tried them myself. If you’re truly set on using SARMs during your cycle, I’d be more than happy to coach you on proper SARM use and what to watch out for. But I wouldn’t be honest if I didn’t warn you about these drugs first. They’re experimental, risky, and not as safe as influencers make them sound. Think twice before you hop on the SARMs train—you deserve better than being someone else’s cash cow.
Here’s another classic blunder: loading up on too many steroids at once because some social forum bro convinced you to “hit it hard.” The advice might sound convincing:
- “You want to gain size? Add Dianabol.”
- “You want to lose fat? Add Primobolan.”
- “You want hardness? Stack Masteron.”
- “You want abs? Include Cardarine.”
- “You want strength? Also, add Winstrol.”
Next thing you know, you’re running five different compounds for no reason other than keeping the underground market, making money and moving products.
The problem with doing a bunch of drugs as your first cycle is that you don’t have a chance to see how each individual steroid interacts with your body. If you’re experiencing bad side effects—or maybe seeing improvements you like—you won’t know which steroid is responsible.
Part of getting good at using this muscle-building chemistry is learning how each compound affects you.
That means using one at a time to identify what works and what doesn’t. How could you ever figure this out if you listen to guys telling you to use six different drugs on your first cycle? The simple answer is—you can’t.
Here’s the truth: You don’t need a cocktail of steroids to achieve size gains, fat loss, muscle hardness, and strength. All of that can be done with one or two carefully chosen steroids, consistent training, and a proper diet.
Yes, Bodybuilding competitors prepping for a show will use a laundry list of drugs to hit a peak physique they can only maintain for 72 hours. But if you’re just a regular dude trying to look good shirtless, keep it simple.
Let’s talk chemistry. A rookie mistake is thinking side effects only come from estrogen. Most bros know to use an aromatase inhibitor (AI) like Arimidex to control estrogenic side effects, such as gynecomastia. However, not all steroids aromatize into estrogen. Take Anadrol (Oxymetholone), for example. Anadrol doesn’t convert to estrogen—it’s progestogenic. That means it mimics some effects of progesterone, which can still cause gyno-like symptoms. And guess what? Your standard AI won’t touch progestogenic side effects. If you’re running Anadrol, you need to be extra vigilant with liver support supplements and drugs to control prolactin, if necessary.
Also, don’t forget about the silent killers like blood pressure and cholesterol. Some steroids, especially oral compounds, can wreak havoc on these without obvious symptoms. Skipping proper support to save a few bucks is the ultimate rookie move. The cost of getting it right is pennies compared to the long-term damage you could do to your body.
Let’s get real. If your diet and training suck, no steroid cycle in the world will turn you into a shredded beast. Steroids amplify what you’re already doing—they don’t replace hard work.
Before you even think about injecting or popping pills, ask yourself:
- Is your diet on point?
- Are you consistent in the gym?
- Do you sleep enough?
Steroids are a performance-enhancing tool, not a magic wand. If you’re not dialed in, you’re just wasting your time, money, and health. And one more thing: steroids are not a permanent fix. Any gains you make on the cycle can fade over time if you don’t have the habits to maintain them. Build the foundation first, brother. Steroids should come last, not first. Work with me, and I will help you make the most out of your steroid cycle, keeping your gains long-term and staying healthy in the process.
Skipping or misunderstanding your bloodwork is one of the biggest mistakes you can make. Bloodwork is your cheat sheet for knowing what’s happening inside your body, and without it, you’re flying blind.
Before your cycle, bloodwork establishes your baseline. This means checking your liver enzymes, cholesterol, kidney function, hormones, and red blood cell (RBC) count. Many steroids, like testosterone or Equipoise, can raise your RBC and hematocrit levels. A moderate increase boosts endurance, but too much thickens your blood, raising risks of high blood pressure or stroke.
Post-cycle, bloodwork tells you if your testosterone is recovering, your organs are bouncing back, and your cholesterol is improving. Without it, you could miss dangerous warning signs—or panic over values that are expected during steroid use.
This is where I come in. I’ll guide you through what’s normal for a steroid user, what needs adjustment, and what requires immediate action. Bloodwork is your roadmap, and I’ll make sure you know how to read it.
If you’re ordering steroids online, getting scammed isn’t a question of if—it’s a question of when. Most online sellers are scammers!
The best-case scenario? They ghost you after taking your money. The worst-case? They send underdosed gear, the wrong compound, or contaminated products. Imagine paying top dollar for Anavar, only to get Dianabol tablets labeled as Anavar. You’ll fail to hit your goals and battle unmanageable side effects. Worse yet, contaminated gear could lead to toxicity or long-term health complications.
Here’s the good news: I’ve been navigating this industry for 22 years, and I know how to spot red flags. I’ll help you verify sources before purchasing, verify products, and ensure you never fall victim to scammers. With me as your coach, you’ll only use legitimate products from trustworthy suppliers.
Don’t Let Mistakes Derail Your Cycle—Work with Me As Your Steroid Cycle Coach
Brother, let’s get real for a second. Steroids aren’t magic—they’re powerful tools that can help you achieve the physique of your dreams, but only if used correctly.
When done right, a steroid cycle can make life-changing improvements in your physique and performance.
But done wrong? You’re looking at wasted time, empty pockets, unmanageable side effects, and long-term damage to your health.
Let’s take a step back and think about all the mistakes we’ve covered in this article. Maybe you’ve been tempted by influencers hyping SARMs and their affiliate codes. Maybe you’ve considered running a kitchen-sink cycle, thinking more drugs mean better results. Or maybe you’ve overlooked the importance of bloodwork or assumed that any product you order online is legit. These mistakes aren’t just common—they’re costly.
That’s where I come in. I’m not just some guy who’s read about this stuff—I’ve spent 22 years in the trenches of this industry. I’ve seen it all: the scams, the side effects, the shortcuts that lead nowhere. And I’ve also seen how proper guidance can turn a risky gamble into a carefully calculated strategy for success.
Here’s what I can do for you:
- Help you choose the right compounds for your goals so you don’t waste time or money on unnecessary drugs.
- Guide you through the bloodwork process, explaining what’s normal and what’s not, so you don’t panic over expected changes or miss warning signs that matter.
- Teach you how to use your gear safely, including managing side effects, understanding dosages, and supporting your body with the right supplements.
- Vet your sources and verify your products to make sure you’re not getting scammed or putting bunk, contaminated products into your body.
When you work with me, you’re not just getting great advice—you’re getting a coach who’s invested in your success. I’m here to make sure you avoid the pitfalls, maximize your gains, and, most importantly, protect your health.
Why Take the Risk Alone? Let’s Do This Together.
The truth is, brother, you don’t have to do this alone. Steroids are serious business, and trying to figure it all out by yourself—or relying on bad advice from the wrong people—is a gamble you don’t need to take. You’ve already taken the first step by reading this article. Now, it’s time to take the next step and make sure you’re set up for success.
Fill out the contact form at the bottom of this page, and let’s get started. Whether it’s your first cycle or your tenth, I’ll help you do it the right way. Together, we’ll build a plan that works for your goals, your body, and your lifestyle. Don’t wait until it’s too late to fix the mistakes you could have avoided from the start.
Let’s make this the cycle that changes your life for the better. Fill out the contact form now, and let’s get to work.